My Christmas List
This is what I asked for from Santa for Christmas:
1. One pair of ace starting pitchers
2. A fully healed left shoulder attached to Johan Santana
3. A new home for Oliver Perez
4. Two flamethrowers for the bullpen
5. Bionic knees for Carlos Beltran
6. Buster Posey
7. Bernie Madoff’s season tickets behind home plate
That’s it. I think with all of the above, the Mets would be fun for me to watch, and they’d have a good shot at the postseason.
What did you ask for?