Lastings Milledge To Star in Japanese Baseball Reality Show
Former Mets #1 draft pick and almost-superstar Lastings Milledge will be starring in a Japanese baseball reality show based on the movie “Mr. Baseball”, according to a source close to The Situation (hat tip to loyal MetsToday reader and commenter “Walnutz”).
After failing to fulfill his potential at several stops in MLB, the slick-rapping centerfielder and hip-hop mogul is taking his show to Japan – literally. Cameras will follow Milledge 24 hours a day, documenting every detail of his adventure in Asia.
“It’s a story people will want to see: an American assimilating himself to Asian culture, while also adjusting to the Japanese way of playing baseball,” said Wada “Bull” Shetter, one of the show’s producers.
Traditionally, some Americans have had trouble adjusting to the highly disciplined, perfectionist approach to baseball in Japan. Former US stars such as Bob Horner, Joe Pepitone, and Jesse Barfield had some difficulties in The Land of the Rising Sun, but Milledge’s humble, disciplined, and hard-working history make him ideal Nippon Professional Baseball material.
“Sure, Lastings may take some lumps initially, but knowing his charming personality and legendary work ethic, he should have no problem at all,” said Shetter.
The idea for the show – which will appear every Tuesday night from 2:30 AM to 3:30 AM on ESPN The Ocho beginning next spring – was a brainstorm by Lastings’ agent Luscious Orange, who came up with the idea after watching the movie “Mr. Baseball”, starring Tom Selleck.
“I was thinking, man, that dude has a great mustache, and so does ‘Stings’,” said agent Orange, “so it was a no-brainer.”
With Milledge’s pro career in the USA plummeting, playing in Japan and packaging it as a reality show is seen as a win-win for both the ballplayer and the Nippon Baseball League, which has been struggling with attendance.
“This is a great opportunity for the people of Japan to watch a five-tool superstar, a profit-making machine for the league, while also serving as a platform for Lastings’ transition from baseball player to screen star – something we all new was inevitable from the day he stepped on the field in New York and instantly won the hearts of Mets fans,” said Shetter.
“They say if you can make it there (New York), you can make it anywhere,” continued Shetter, “and Lastings is a star in the making”.
Which lucky NPB team gets Milledge is as yet undetermined, but be sure to check here, Patrick Newman’s outstanding NPB Tracker, and Access Tokyo for the latest on Lastings.
It was merely a farcical story, that took off over everyone’s heads.
He’s playing in Japan, but will not be given his own show. Unfortunately, for all of us.
…………no word yet on whether or not he was locked in the team busses’ bathroom upon signing.
An’ BABABOOEY to ya’all!!!