Archive: March 7th, 2011

11 Potential Owners of the New York Mets

1. Mark Zuckerberg
So many reasons this makes sense, not the least of which is Zuckerberg’s local roots. Also, the Mets’ official blue color is pretty close to Facebook’s blue, and Zuckerberg can leverage FB’s many billions to pay off the team’s debt and buy out CitiGroup, thereby renaming the home park “Facebook Field”. Additionally, each Met player would be required to create a Facebook page and interact daily with fans. How much fun would it be to join David Wright’s family in “Mafia Wars”, and beat Mike Pelfrey at Farmville?

2. Larry Page and Sergey Brin
The geniuses of search can use their new search algorithm to find