This has nothing to do with eunuchs. Rather, we will quickly review the various Hot Stove action of which the R.A. Dickey situation has been a distraction.

It may seem silly right now to wonder whether R.A. Dickey can return to the Mets in 2013, considering that a trade with the Blue Jays seems imminent. However,

As of this writing – 1:15 a.m. on December 15th (less than one week before the End Of The World), R.A. Dickey is