Darryl Strawberry to Open Restaurant

Never mind the hullabaloo stirred up by the Straw Man the other day in the Mets’ clubhouse — Darryl Strawberry has much more interesting news to convey: his own restaurant.

According to Grub Street, Darryl Strawberry will be opening a restaurant in Douglaston, Queens called “Strawberry’s Sports Grill”.

If you are interested in working for Darryl, head over to CraigsList and see the ad for “GM Needed for Darryl Strawberry’s New Sports Grill“. Three years experience required at minimum.

And if you get the job, don’t slack off or overcook a burger ordered medium-rare — lest Darryl come into the kitchen and let you know you could be doing better.