Parallel parking is a struggle for him. He loved The Godfather, Part III. At the supermarket, he brings 13 items to the “10 items or less” express lane. He eats pizza with a fork. He puts ketchup on his hot dogs … and he spells it “catsup.” Sliding glass doors get the best of him. He can’t shuffle a deck of cards. He’s The Least Interesting Man In The World. Continue reading
Bartolo Colon‘s 200th career victory will have to wait. Continue reading
Note to Bud Selig: more offense is not necessarily what makes baseball so “exciting.” All the offense in the world is not nearly as exciting as the prospect of a double no-hitter. And I’m not jaking. Er, joking. Continue reading
There’s only so much Lucas Duda can do. Continue reading
After months and months of rumors and speculation, Stephen Drew will finally call New York his home. Continue reading
Mets crush Phillies in an old-fashioned “laugher.” Continue reading
So much for a sweep. Continue reading
Mets make mincemeat of Phillies. Continue reading