The Mets’ recent winning streak (all of four games) was enough to get the natives restless and insist that Omar Minaya make good on his promise that the Mets are “buyers” rather than sellers. As the clock ticks down, one must wonder if indeed the Mets will “buy” before the deadline — and if they … Read more
According to the Elias Sports Bureau, the Mets now lead MLB in press conferences since the All-Star Break. Elias also announced that today’s conference held by Minaya broke the all-time record for most apologies in a 48-hour period. Well done, men!
According to Bart Hubbach’s Twitter feed, the Mets have sent down Elmer Dessens and promoted catcher Robinson Cancel. Furthermore, Omar Minaya has a press conference scheduled for 11 AM. Does this mean Brian Schneider has been dealt for a LOOGY? Stay tuned. ** UPDATE ** As suggested by commenter “Ellie” (Hendricks?), the Mets promoted Cancel … Read more
In a remarkable turn of events that may change the course of American history, it has been discovered that journalists Robert Woodward and Carl Bernstein spilled the beans on Watergate as part of a devious plan to become President of the United States and/or gain Presidential Cabinet positions. According to recently found notes from an … Read more
Mets 7 Rockies 3 And for a followup routine, the Mets played a baseball game … The excitement in Flushing began with the firing of Tony Bernazard, an event that closed with a squabble between Omar Minaya and Adam Rubin. For an encore, the Mets held another press conference to speak about the first (but … Read more
In case you missed it, the Mets held a press conference moments before game time tonight to address Omar Minaya’s attack on Adam Rubin. I’m not 100% sure, but I believe the Mets are the first franchise in sports history to call a press conference to explain a press conference. Someone check with the Elias … Read more
In a stunning development, the Mets have fired VP of Player Development Tony Bernazard — at least, according to Joel Sherman of the NY Post. It is assumed that this announcement will be made official later in the afternoon at a scheduled press conference. The question now is, how will Jeff Wilpon make a decision … Read more
… the more they stay the same. That’s the saying, right? If you saw this printed somewhere today, I bet following snippet would not be surprising: This ship has been off course for three seasons, not because of a lack of resources, but because of a lack of judgment. The Mets began the year with … Read more
