Any idea who the above person belongs to? He responds to the name “Aaron”, and seems capable of communicating in the English language. He’s been seen in the New York Mets bullpen on several occasions, usually just hanging around and spitting sunflower seeds. Occasionally, he’s seen performing various movements that resemble stretching exercises. If you … Read more
Well, it appears that Jason Vargas WILL be starting on Tuesday — unless the Mets remember Aaron Sele is still on the roster. Per quotes from Newsday, Oliver Perez stated: “I don’t want to pitch on Tuesday. I don’t want to pitch when I feel something. I want to pitch when I’m healthy.” Well if … Read more
This is one show that must NOT go on. It doesn’t take a brain surgeon to realize that Scott Schoeneweis must be removed from the Mets roster — and in fact, his moving on would enable him to get moving on his next career. However, it will have to happen after this coming weekend, as … Read more
Last night Billy “Country Time” Wagner pitched two solid innings of shutout relief, helping the Mets to their fourth straight victory. Here are at least five great reasons to love Billy Wagner: 1. He’s as humble as pie, as most good southern boys are. 2. He says what’s on his mind, as most good southern … Read more
The smile has returned to the face of Jose Reyes. A 3-for-3 day with 2 RBI and 3 stolen bases can do that. Jose’s smile had been on hiatus for a few days — which may have been more disconcerting than the Mets’ losing streak. Everyone knew Reyes — and the Mets — had hit … Read more
The New York Mets Baseball Club is trying to locate a 40-year-old male with the innate ability to hit a fastball. He answers to the name Moises Rojas Alou and was last seen wearing a white, blue, and orange uniform on the evening of May 12th near the vicinity of 123-01 Roosevelt Avenue, Flushing, Queens, … Read more
When the Mets needed to promote another outfielder on June 8th, they chose Ricky Ledee. Most likely, this is because Ledee is the illegitimate son of Willie Randolph — there hasn’t been any other tangible evidence he keeps showing up on the roster year after year. However, the guy they should have brought up was … Read more
It wasn’t enough that the Mets lost their third straight game last night — they lost ANOTHER outfielder to injury. Endy Chavez pulled his hamstring while trying to beat out an infield grounder in the seventh inning, making him the seventh outfielder in the organization to go lame this year (the others: Ben Johnson, Lastings … Read more
