Public Service Announcement
The New York Mets Baseball Club is trying to locate a 40-year-old male with the innate ability to hit a fastball. He answers to the name Moises Rojas Alou and was last seen wearing a white, blue, and orange uniform on the evening of May 12th near the vicinity of 123-01 Roosevelt Avenue, Flushing, Queens, NY. He has light-brown skin, dark brown eyes, speaks with an accent that reflects his hispanic background, has several visual scars on his knees, a swollen lip, and his hands may smell of urine.
If you think you may have seen Mr. Alou, please contact Omar Minaya or Willie Randolph of the New York Mets Baseball Club at (718) 507-8499.
Thank you.
No problem, I have more keyboards and monitors than I know what to do with — you may consider yourself well-stocked through eternity.
Why just the other day, we were joking about pictures of missing hamsters on….. well, never mind. LOL So in light of that, it’s so funny to see this here.
Honestly, I’m sending all the FU folks over here to get a look at this.
Thanks for a much needed and hearty laugh, Joe!
wasn’t a lengthy injury hiatus projected, and perhaps expected, when Alou was signed over the offseason? Although it was done in fun, I don’t think this satire is fair to Omar b/c we all knew what the Mets were getting into when they brought Alou in yet no one cried foul about the signing when it was made.