Utley Likes Vaseline

Posted on December 16, 2008 by Joe Janish

I’m not joking … Chase Utley recently became a spokesman for Vaseline products.

Since this is a family-friendly website, I’ll leave it at that. Please keep the jokes to yourselves.

Chase Utley Vaseline Ad

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6 Responses to Utley Likes Vaseline

  1. isuzudude says:
    December 16, 2008 at 11:11 am

    Not to mention that dude’s got some hairy arms! I’d like to know what his palms look like, if you catch my drift…

  2. sincekindergarten says:
    December 16, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    I wouldn’t touch that with a 400-foot foul pole.

    But, you can bet that he’ll get a healthy dose of ribbing in his own clubhouse, not to mention every other park in the league.

  3. ghost of doug sisk says:
    December 18, 2008 at 1:51 pm

    I don’t care if he’s the k-y model of the year. He’s got the ring, he played hurt for three months and the Mets have gimpy castillo stumbling around at second base.

  4. WFC Phils says:
    December 18, 2008 at 8:46 pm

    This from fans of a team that, at late as 2007, had a left fielder who urinated on his own hands.

  5. joe says:
    December 18, 2008 at 11:08 pm

    WFC Phils: yes, and you are free to keep your jokes to yourself on that subject as well. If you haven’t been visiting for long, I can assure you that we poke fun at our beloved Mets (and players on other teams) as well.

    In other words, Chase isn’t necessarily being picked on here because he’s a Phillie — it’s because it’s … well, um, for some of the more immature of us … a funny thing for him to be promoting.

    Thanks for checking in, and happy holidays!

  6. ghost of doug sisk says:
    December 19, 2008 at 11:27 am

    joe – – you are my favorite writer.

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