Steve Trachsel Causing Global Warming

Al Gore may have a contract out on Steve Trachsel, as Trax may be partially responsible for global warming (if there is such a thing).

Apparently, Japanese baseball is changing the rules to speed up the game, in an effort to make the game more eco-friendly.

Hats off to Home Run Derby, who in response have identified Steve “The Human Rain Delay” Trachsel as public enemy number one.