Mike, Matt – Come to Weehawken
Enough of this he-said, he-said stuff going back and forth between the airwaves and blogosphere … Matt, Mike, settle this Ryan Church nonsense like MEN!
That’s right, the good old-fashioned way: with a duel !
It just so happens I live about a quarter mile from the location of the infamous Aaron Burr – Alexander Hamilton duel of 1804, and I’ll be happy to obtain the necessary permits and take care of whatever other details are necessary so you two can settle the score. There hasn’t been a duel here in 160 years so I’m sure the mayor will be happy to receive you (the town can use the revenues and associated PR).
So put on your wigs, hop on a ferry, and come on over to Weehawken to settle your dispute in a traditional affair of honor. Don’t forget your musket.