The Big News: 10 Guesses
In case you missed it, Mike Francesa announced on his Monday radio show that he would, on Tuesday (today), be delivering news of a “major update” regarding the New York Mets.
Here are my top ten guesses at what that “major update” will be:
1. A second Shake Shack will be opened at Citi Field.
2. Moises Alou has been signed to a two-year, $20M contract.
3. Citi Field’s outfield fences will be pushed BACK another 35 feet all around.
4. Ticket prices will be slashed another .046% (on average).
5. Peter Gammons will replace Marty Noble as the Mets.com beat writer.
6. “Dog Day” will be revived at Citi Field. There will also be a “Cat Day”, “Parakeet Day”, and “Tropical Fish Day”.
7. Beer will continue to be sold after the 7th inning at home games.
8. Joe Buck, Tim McCarver, and Joe Morgan will join SNY as the gameday announcers. Gary, Keith, and Ron will cover the Buffalo Bisons’ radio broadcasts.
9. Chico’s Bail Bonds will be the team’s primary sponsor, and the uniform colors changed to yellow and black.
10. The team will be moved to Brooklyn in 2011, and the name changed from “Mets” to “Codgers”. The aforementioned Alou signing will be announced shortly thereafter.
Anyone else with an idea? Post it below.