Yankees Official Comment On Mitchell Report

At the moment I’m reading frantically through the 400+ pages of the Mitchell Report to extract all the names, so we can digest this tome more efficiently.

For the time being I thought you’d be interested in the New York Yankees official statement regarding this bombshell of a report, which names several of their present and former top players — not the least of which include Roger Clemens, Andy Pettitte, and Rondell White.

So, wrap your heads around this statement, which I will provide in full for your entertainment. You may want to find a comfortable chair and grab your reading glasses, as it may take a while. Here it is, in toto:

Statement from Howard J. Rubenstein, spokesman for the New York Yankees regarding The Mitchell Report

“We are reviewing the report and have no comment.”