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Series Preview: Mets vs. Phillies

After nearly sweeping the down-trending Dodgers in Los Angeles, the Mets move on to face another club spinning out of control — the Philadelphia Phillies — for a three-game set. Could Mets fans be any happier witnessing the Phils’ demise?

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Carlos Beltran Update

The Onion has good news to report about Carlos Beltran:

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Luis Castillo Released

In case you are just crawling out from under your rock, Luis Castillo was released by the Mets on Friday afternoon. Soon after, Mets fans were dancing in the streets. What I don’t get is why Castillo hung around this … Continue reading

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The Mets Are Sissies

From Wikipedia: Sissy is a pejorative for a boy or man to indicate that he fails to behave according to the traditional male gender role. Generally, it implies a lack of the courage and stoicism which are thought important to … Continue reading

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Gammons: Utley Needs Surgery

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2009 Fantasy Projections: Second Base

When last we met, I was telling you that Albert Pujols was the best NL first baseman and you weren’t surprised. But you were probably surprised that I think two of the top 5 first basemen in the NL East … Continue reading

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Utley Likes Vaseline

I’m not joking … Chase Utley recently became a spokesman for Vaseline products. Since this is a family-friendly website, I’ll leave it at that. Please keep the jokes to yourselves.

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