Roger Clemens: Please Shut Up

A day after being named in the Mitchell Report, Roger Clemens is fighting back, vehemently denying that he ever used performance enhancing drugs, and going so far as to hire an attorney to defend himself.

Strangely, there are no direct quotes from Clemens himself — only words from his mouthpiece / lawyer Rusty Hardin. No denial from Clemens, and no threat of a lawsuit … though slander was mentioned.

Here is what Hardin did say:

“Roger Clemens vehemently denies allegations in the Mitchell report that he used performance-enhancing steroids, and is outraged that his name is included in the report based on the uncorroborated allegations of a troubled man threatened with federal criminal prosecution. Roger has been repeatedly tested for these substances and he has never tested positive. There has never been one shred of tangible evidence that he ever used these substances and yet he is being slandered today … I am extremely upset that Roger’s name was in this report based on the allegations of a troubled and unreliable witness who only came up with names after being threatened with possible prison time. ….

Brian McNamee, a former trainer who worked with Clemens on the Toronto Blue Jays and the New York Yankees, has repeatedly denied these current claims, including in June of this year when he was first contacted by federal investigators. According to McNamee, after a day of repeated denials to federal investigators, he changed his story under the threat of federal criminal prosecution. He says he was then forced by those federal prosecutorial authorities to tell the same story for inclusion in the Mitchell report. ….

I have great respect for Senator Mitchell. I think an overall look at this problem in baseball was an excellent idea. But I respectfully suggest it is very unfair to include Roger’s name in this report. He is left with no meaningful way to combat what he strongly contends are totally false allegations. He has not been charged with anything, he will not be charged with anything and yet he is being tried in the court of public opinion with no recourse. That is totally wrong.”

Ho-hum. That part about McNamee’s story not being corroborated, by the way, is hogwash. In addition to McNamee, Jose Canseco, Kirk Radomski, and Jason Grimsley all claim that Clemens was a user. That other part about McNamee denying the claims is one of the funniest parts of Hardin’s statement. Of COURSE McNamee denied everything initially. It was only after the feds (FBI and IRS) showed him all the evidence they had, which let him know that they already knew the truth, that he began to sing like a bird.

This statement by Clemens through his attorney is distasteful, to say the least. Roger the dodger had every opportunity to defend himself prior to the release of the Mitchell Report — but like every other self-righteous loser in the Report, he chose not to answer the allegations.

Quite strange, isn’t it, that Clemens’ career was all but over when he left the Red Sox after his 10-13 season in 1996 — and then suddenly, at ages 34 and 35, he has perhaps the most dominating seasons of his career? Isn’t it also strange that the PED allegations come about in 1997? According to Jose Canseco, he and Clemens spoke at length about the pleasures and performance gains of Winstrol and Deca-Durobolin, and the effectiveness of “stacking” steroids, way back then. So far, Canseco has not been caught in a lie. He may be a little crazy, but he’s yet to be found a liar.

The best thing Clemens could have done after the release of the Mitchell Report was to shut the heck up. Let it lie, and hope to god that everyone will eventually forget about it. But no, he has to deny that he ever did PEDs, and play us for suckers. Hasn’t he made enough money? As a player he’s pocketed in excess of $120M, and perhaps made as much with endorsements and licensing. It’s not like anyone is going to take his money away, and with him retired (we think), it’s not as though the accusations are going to cause him to lose any future endorsements or salary — not that he needs any more dough.

I suppose he’s worried that his Cy Youngs and 350+ wins now look tainted, and perhaps he’s further worried that because of the Mitchell Report, he won’t be voted into the Hall of Fame. But he shouldn’t be worried about either of those things. First of all, the entire era of baseball from about 1982 to the present day is tainted. Secondly, there are plenty of sappy journalists who will still vote the juicers into the Hall. Barry Bonds will get in, Clemens will get in, and myriad other drug abusers will get in. The majority of the “experts” are filled with justifications — such as the crockery that these players would still have put up Hall-worthy numbers — and they’ll vote them in anyhow.

The sad thing is, eventually, the Hall of Famers — or at least, those who entered in the 21st century — will be as meaningless as the “records” that have been “broken” in the last 20 years. We’ll never know for certain who was juicing, who wasn’t, and how much the juice affected everyone’s numbers.

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Non-Tenders and Others

Kiko Calero signed a one-year deal with the A’s, so he’s not an option. Too bad, I was liking the idea of him coming to camp. Of course, it’s very possible he was nowhere near the Mets’ radar.

My second-favorite non-tender choice, Neal Cotts, also signed a one-year deal — with the Cubs. Scratch him off as well.

Brendan Donnelly was non-tendered by the Red Sox, but he was also implicated in the Mitchell Report as someone who sought out an anabolic steroid known as Anavar and purchased Deca-Durobolin from former Mets bat boy Kirk Radomski. Even though the Red Sox internal staff noted before acquiring him that “He was a juice guy but his velocity hasn’t changed a lot over the years … he could be a breakdown candidate,” I doubt the Mets will be signing ANYONE mentioned in the Mitchell Report.

25-year-old LHP Heath Phillips was non-tendered by the White Sox. Young lefties always make nice pickups, but Willie Randolph doesn’t like pitchers named “Heath”. Oh well.


Mark Prior
was non-tendered by the Cubs. Goddammit Omar, get on this one ASAP yesterday!!! Yes he’s a serious health question and a gamble but he won’t cost a prospect, won’t cost a draft pick, and if he comes back healthy could be the ace the Mets are dying for. Basically, a MUCH safer and cheaper alternative to A.J. Burnett. Do it do it do it!

The Tigers non-tendered Chad Durbin. Hmmm … he pitched a damn good game against the Mets in 2007, and went 8-7 with a 4.75 ERA in 19 starts for Detroit. A move to the NL might make him a very solid #5 starter.

Miguel Olivo was non-tendered by the Marlins. Too late, Miggy — we already have Brian Schneider and Ramon Castro.

Dallas McPherson was non-tendered by the Angels. The Mets don’t need a third baseman but the 26-year-old slugger might be able to transition to first base — where the Mets may have an opening in a year. His issue is a herniated disk in his lower back. I have two and can still CATCH in my late 30s. Certainly he can suck it up to play some first base.

Lefty Mark Hendrickson is a free-agent. What the hey? I’ll take him on a minor league deal.

Interestingly enough, Hendrickson was let go to make room for Tanyon Sturtze, who signed with the Dodgers after letting the Braves pay him to sit on the DL for all of 2007. Now Joe Torre has both Scott Proctor and Sturtze to abuse all over again. My guess is that Sturtze is a masochist.

The Brewers non-tendered both Matt Wise and Kevin Mench. I say sign them both. Wise would be a nice addition to the bullpen and Mench can bat against lefties in place of Ryan Church. The only issue is finding both a helmet and a pair of shoes to fit Mench, who has both a pumpkin head so big they call him “Shrek” and an inability to decipher a brannick device.

Former Met Jason Tyner has been non-tendered by the Twins. Pass. There’s a guy who should have become better friends with Kirk Radomski.

Though the A’s non-tendered, and then signed, Calero, they also non-tendered Lenny DiNardo, the big lefty who had a 4.11 ERA in 35 games, including 20 starts. He’s in the same class as Hendrickson and Durbin — a guy who could well be a solid #5 or at least good depth in AAA.

Pitchers T.J. Beam, Matt DeSalvo, and Darrell Rasner were non-tendered by the crosstown Yanks. Rasner is the best of the three, but at best a 5-inning starter. If he has any potential in middle relief, he might be worth signing to a AAA dea.

Scott Munter
was non-tendered by the Giants. He’s a big guy — 6’6″, 240 lbs — who doesn’t strike anyone out, even in the minors. Pass.

Former Astro one-hit wonders Morgan Ensberg and Jason Lane were non-tendered by the Padres. The bigger surprise is that neither were mentioned in the Mitchell Report. Pass.

Akinori Otsuka
was cut loose by the Rangers. On the surface, this looks like a no-brainer target — after all, weren’t the Mets talking about trading Lastings Milledge and Aaron Heilman for Otsuka just a year ago? Ah, but what a difference a year makes. Otsuka missed much of 2007 with an injured elbow. He’ll be 36 next season and the word on the street is that he’s not far away from Tommy John surgery. Pass — except on a minor-league deal.

RHP Josh Towers was non-tendered by the Blue Jays. Pass. I’ll take Durbin or DiNardo.

Randy Wolf
signed with the Padres. Great. One less schlep to have to worry about hogging a roster spot all year.

As for the Mets, they non-tendered Johnny Estrada, Juan Padilla, and Ben Johnson. Obviously, we no longer need Estrada with the acquisition of Brian Schneider. However, I sincerely hope both Padilla and Johnson are signed quickly. Though Padilla won’t be ready for Opening Day, he’s always been a favorite of mine and I think he can help out in the bullpen at some point. Allowing Johnson to leave is really painful considering how Heath Bell turned out. Also with Lastings Milledge leaving, I’d like to see the hustling Johnson given at least half a chance to be the 25th man in spring training. The Mets don’t have any other true righthanded hitting outfielders for the bench — or am I missing somebody? (No, Damion Easley doesn’t count.)

So there you have it. Even after all this non-tendering, I still think Octavio Dotel is the best relief option available. However I’d really, really, really like to see the Mets make an outrageous offer to Mark Prior, throwing caution to the wind. It’s only money, right? And that’s the one thing the Mets have plenty of.

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Mitchell Report: Too Many Mets

Out of the 89 players mentioned in the Mitchell Report, 17 were former Mets — that’s a hair under 20%. Despite all the previous reports that former clubhouse / bat boy Kirk Radomski did all his dealing AFTER leaving the Mets, the truth is, many of his first clients were New York Mets.

Interestingly, it seems to have all started with Todd Hundley, the chain-smoking alcoholic who as a good-hit, poor-glove backstop had a hard time batting .270 in the minors, yet was miraculously pushed through the system (son of Randy may have helped) before reaching the Mets big club for good in 1992. He floundered initially, struggling to stay above the Mendoza Line, before having a “career year” in 1995 — batting .280 with 15 homers in 90 games. In 1996 he began using Deca-Durobolin — courtesy of Radomski — and suddenly hit 41 dingers. Huh. It was the same year Brady Anderson hit 50 out of the leadoff spot for Baltimore, so Hundley’s output was comparatively inconspicuous.

Ironically, Hundley would eventually find his way to the Los Angeles Dodgers, where he befriended fellow catcher Paul LoDuca, and was sure to tell Paulie all about these wonderful “supplements” that make your bat go bang! through the ball. Again, it was Radomski supplying the juice, and wouldn’t you know the story went full-circle, as LoDuca himself went cross country to eventually become a Met.

Included in the Mitchell Report is a fascinating tidbit — “notes” from “Dodgers officials” in 2003, less than a year prior to the deal that sent Paulie to the Marlins:

“Steroids aren’t being used anymore on him. Big part of this … Might have some value to trade. Florida might have interest. Got off the steroids … Took away a lot of the hard line drives … If you do trade him, will get back on the stuff and try to show you he can have a good year.”

Good gawd. Lo Duca hit 25 homers back in 2001, a year after Todd Hundley referred him to Radomski. There are also checks written by Lo Duca to Radomski in June 2004 and on August 7, 2004 — Lo Duca was traded by LA to Florida on July 30th.

Interestingly, there is no word of Guillermo Mota in the report, but the stunning thing is that Mota was traded to the Marlins with Lo Duca on that July 30th deadline in ’04. Makes ya wonder.

Perhaps more telling was the cold shoulder given Lo Duca by Mets management this offseason, and the trade of Mota to the Brewers for throwaway item Johnny Estrada. How much do you want to bet that the Wilpons knew full well that Lo Duca would be mentioned in the Mitchell Report, as well as 17 other ex-Mets? If you were the owner of the Mets, and was aware of this information, wouldn’t YOU try to rid your roster of every known ‘roid abuser ASAP?

Maybe I’m a conspiracy theorist, but it sure is ironic that both Mota and Lo Duca were expunged from the organization before the Report came out. Jay Horwitz has enough PR disaster management with all the former Mets — it makes his life a bit easier if the organization can confidently say, “that was all in the past”.

While it’s obvious that Paulie’s skills have diminished markedly in the past few years — and now we know why — something tells me the Mitchell Report was at least part of the reasoning behind the Mets turning their back on Lo Duca. Whether that’s fair or not is your decision — after all, this is a team that similarly turned its back on steroid trafficking in their clubhouse going back almost 20 years.

Personally, I don’t know what to think.

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Mitchell Report: Complete List of Players

Herewith the entire list, in alphabetical order, of the 89 players named in the Mitchell Report (PDF). Players in bold are former Mets.


*Ricky Bones is currently a minor league coach in the Mets’ organization;
** Benito Santiago played in the Mets’ minor league system in 2005.

Manny Alexander
Chad Allen
Rick Ankiel
David Bell
Mark Bell
Gary Bennett
Marvin Bernard
Larry Bigbie
Barry Bonds
*Ricky Bones
Kevin Brown
Paul Byrd
Alex Cabrera
Jose Canseco
Ken Caminiti
Mike Carreon
Jason Christiansen
Howie Clark
Roger Clemens
Paxton Crawford
Jack Cust
Chris Donnells
Brendan Donnely
Lenny Dykstra
Bobby Estalella
Matt Franco
Ryan Franklin
Eric Gagne
Jay Gibbons
Jason Giambi
Jeremy Giambi
Troy Glaus
Juan Gonzalez
Jason Grimsley
Jose Guillen
Jerry Hairston Jr.
Matt Herges
Phil Hiatt
Glenallen Hill
Darren Holmes
Todd Hundley
Wally Joyner
Mike Judd
David Justice
Chuck Knoblauch
Tim Laker
Mike Lansing
Paul Lo Duca
Nook Logan
Josias Manzanillo
Gary Matthews Jr.
Mark McGwire
Cody McKay
Kent Mercker
Bart Miadich
Hal Morris
Daniel Naulty
Denny Neagle
Rafael Palmeiro
Jim Parque
Andy Pettitte
Adam Piatt
Todd Pratt
Armando Rios
Stephen Randolph
Adam Riggs
Brian Roberts
John Rocker
F.P. Santangelo
**Benito Santiago
Gary Sheffield
Scott Schoeneweis
David Segui
Mike Stanton
Ricky Stone
Miguel Tejada
Derrick Turnbow
Ismael Valdez
Randy Velarde
Mo Vaughn
Ron Villone
Fernando Vina
Rondell White
Jeff Williams
Matt Williams
Todd Williams
Steve Woodard
Kevin Young
Gregg Zaun

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Yankees Official Comment On Mitchell Report

At the moment I’m reading frantically through the 400+ pages of the Mitchell Report to extract all the names, so we can digest this tome more efficiently.

For the time being I thought you’d be interested in the New York Yankees official statement regarding this bombshell of a report, which names several of their present and former top players — not the least of which include Roger Clemens, Andy Pettitte, and Rondell White.

So, wrap your heads around this statement, which I will provide in full for your entertainment. You may want to find a comfortable chair and grab your reading glasses, as it may take a while. Here it is, in toto:

Statement from Howard J. Rubenstein, spokesman for the New York Yankees regarding The Mitchell Report

“We are reviewing the report and have no comment.”

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Wise Decision?

Earlier during this hot stove season, the Mets did not want to take a Riske to bolster their bullpen. However, there is still a Wise choice available.

With the relief market drying up — only Octavio Dotel and Luis Vizcaino remain standing — the buzz that Milwaukee may non-tender Matt Wise suddenly becomes something to think about.

Wise has had some decent seasons as a middle man, occasionally being used for setup duty. He has excellent control, rarely walking anyone. Last year was something of a down year for him, but he was still miles better than Guillermo Mota. Maybe he’s due for an up year.

By the way, I also think Kiko Calero — who should be non-tendered by the A’s — would be a great low-risk, high-reward gamble as an ST invite / minor-league contract. Lefty Neal Cotts may also be let go by the Cubs, and I’d rather have him in the ‘pen than trade Aaron Heilman for Brian Fuentes.

Thoughts? Anyone still out there for the bullpen that I’m missing?

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Dropping Like Flies

Though it was a relatively quiet weekend for Mets fans, it hasn’t been all that quiet around MLB. For example, free agents have been dropping off the market like fly balls around Dave Kingman.

If you missed the last post, Andruw Jones signed a two-year deal with the Dodgers. It’s assumed Jones will push Juan Pierre to leftfield — or out of Los Angeles. Also in that last post was the announcement that Jose Guillen suckered the Royals into a three-year deal. Too bad for Guillen and KC, however, that in his first day as a Royal, he was suspended by MLB for HGH purchase (Scott Schoeneweis, however, was exonerated).

That’s the old news. Since then, the Brewers continued their bullpen rebuild by trading two minor league pitchers to the Pirates for Salomon Torres. Before you get too upset about this one, remember that Torres really hasn’t been all that good in his career, and he’s going to be 36 years old when spring training rolls around — no spring chicken. He and Guillermo Mota should make for sixth and seventh innings that resemble a rollercoaster ride. However, the Brewers also just signed Eric Gagne to a one-year, $10M deal. Doubtful the Mets would have come close to that, and judging from his inability to retire hitters in a setup role with the Red Sox, it’s probably just as well. So just like that, Milwaukee has a stocked — albeit shaky — bullpen.

In other news, free agent Mark Loretta accepted arbitration from the Astros, and was added to their 40-man roster. Strange, since his second base position has been handed to Kaz Matsui, who recently signed a three-year deal. He must be counting on a rash of injuries around the Houston infield.

Apparently, the Texas Rangers are really desperate for an outfielder; they reached an agreement with Milton Bradley, whose recovery from a knee injury is still uncertain. Bradley had been semi-expected to re-sign with the Padres, but saw the lithely built Texas manager Ron Washington as less threatening in combat. Bradley, on the 5’11”, 160-lb skipper, said, “I think I can take him”.

In New York, it’s being reported that the Yankees are close to signing middle-aged middle reliever LaTroy Hawkins to a one year deal. Simultaneously, Carl Pavano will be dropped from the 40-man roster and accept a minor-league assignment. Perhaps stressed by all these free agents disappearing from the board, the Mets are supposedly looking at Jeff Fassero. Good god. The 45-year-old lefty is currently working on his comeback in the Mexican League. I guess it’s better than trading Aaron Heilman for Brian Fuentes.

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And the Winner Is …

The Detroit Tigers!

The Tigers won the grand prize for best work at the winter meetings, for obtaining one of the best three hitters in all of MLB, as well as one of the only lefthanded pitchers in baseball who is both age 25 or under and has thrown three seasons of 200 IPs, in return for chop liver.

Meantime, a door prize has also been awarded to the Dodgers for quietly signing Andruw Jones to a two-year, $36M contract.

In addition, it was announced that there is no winner in the Johan Santana Sweepstakes, so the lottery will go another week with the cost going higher.

Finally, I believe it is safe for we fans to exhale, and rest soundly this evening knowing that Aaron Heilman, Carlos Gomez, and Jose Reyes are all still property of the NY Mets, despite some insanely outlandish, hourly rumors that had them packing to various spots of the map.

A few transactions that may or may not have been noticed:

– The Orioles chose 4 players in the Rule 5 draft. Either they don’t know the rule about having to keep them on the 25-man roster all year, or they’re serious about rebuilding.

Jose Guillen found a sucker: the Royals signed him to a 3-year deal. What’s that song from the 50s? Dum, dum dum dum, dum duh doo dee dum dum dum dum …

– How dumb are the Royals, really? They also drafted Ray Liotta from the White Sox, perhaps thinking he is actually Shoeless Joe Jackson reincarnated.

– The Mets drafted an unknown righthanded reliever named Steven Register from the Rockies organization. More paint for the wall.

– The Pirates have released Jose Castillo. This might have been interesting to the Mets if they had not signed Luis Castillo (no relation). The Bucs also dropped Brad Eldred, who was once supposed to become another Justin Morneau but never even approached a Russell Branyan.

– The Giants drafted RHP Jose Capellan. Since they already have plenty of pitching depth, could this be a precursor to a deal involving young lefty Jonathan Sanchez? Too bad we already traded Lastings Milledge, who would have been ideal bait.

– The Mariners drafted R.A. Dickey, so little chance of the Mets getting a knuckleball specialist into spring training.

– The Rangers traded for Chris Shelton, who was DFA’s by the Tigers a few days ago. So nix that idea as well.

Aaron Boone signed a one-year deal with the Nationals. Very cute. Now where is he going to play?

Jorge Cantu was released by the Reds. Another guy the Mets might have kicked the tires on, had they not signed Luis Castillo. However, he might still be worth inviting to spring training.

– The Brewers officially signed David Riske, and released Lance Nyx. I kind of like the poetic rhythm of that sentence.

– The Yankees traded Tyler Clippard to the Nats for RHP Jonathan Albaladejo (talk about rhythm). I’m looking forward to the Mets wiping that stupid grin off Clippard’s face at least four or five times in ’08. Oh, the Nats also released former Met phenom Billy Traber. Ho hum.

– The Cardinals released So Taguchi. So? Yeah, So.

– The Braves picked up LHP Will Ohman and INF Omar Infante from the Cubs in exchange for AA RHP Jose Ascanio, and DFA’d Willie Harris. Ohman is a nice pickup for the Braves, who are very quietly and very gradually assembling a fairly decent bullpen. I’m not understanding the Willie Harris move — did they sign Mike Cameron while I wasn’t looking?

– The Diamondbacks finally traded hot-shot, big-hitting OF prospect Carlos Quentin — to the White Sox for infielder Chris Carter. Carter, who turns 21 in two weeks, is a 6’4″ first baseman who hit 25 HRs in 467 ABs in A ball last year. Does that mean Conor Jackson is on the move next?

– The pesky Nationals were pretty damn busy. They also picked up the often-troubled, immensely talented Elijah Dukes from the Rays in return for LHP Glenn Gibson. Gibson is a 19-year-old, former fourth-round draft pick who relies on a curveball and excellent control — a young. lefthanded version of Bobby Jones. Geez, Louise, Omar, where were you on this one? Oh that’s right, we’re getting rid of young thugs this winter, not picking them up.

Kaz Matsui signed a 3-year contract with the Astros. Good luck, Kaz.

Other stuff happened, but not as interesting. If I missed something of note, please comment below.

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